stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

Why Dutch shouldn’t be translated to English.

dontblinksoldier:

marilynde:

avatarelsa:

language2go:

novakians:

A few Dutch sayings in English;

  • It rains steel pipes.
  • I fell with the door in the house.
  • There is nothing on the hand.
  • I shall let them smell a poopy.
  • I’m keeping you in the holes.
  • I don’t trust you for a meter.
  • It shall me a sausage be.
  • It’s dick black outside.
  • Unfortunately peanutbutter.
  • To participate for bacon and beans.
  • There is not a ball on the tv.
  • It walks in the soup.
  • Falling through the basket.
  • This time, I can see it through the fingers.

Let me just add some personal favourites;

I have a dark brown suspicion
That sits quite mustache
Oh, on that bike
You can go on the pot
It can’t matter to me an ass
If you like sausage
Am I standing here for Jan dick, or so?

and don’t forget “write that on your tummy” or “make that the cat wise”

and the classic: “there comes the monkey out of the sleeve”

And more:

  • He did not fall on the back of his head.
  • There lurks a snake under the grass.
  • Get the rotten apples from the basket.
  • Take the legs.
  • Putting someone on the wrong leg.
  • Can not see the forest for the trees.
  • And this wierd one I found: As if there is an angel pisses on your tongue.

blackscarves:

[tries to talk to friend about a dude]

"ok but did you read the homestuck update"

LIKE. THIS IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU TO COFFEe FOR 

molotovmanda:

Grandma teaches good habits, like how to draw on things that aren’t paper. Such as glass doors.

molotovmanda:

Grandma teaches good habits, like how to draw on things that aren’t paper. Such as glass doors.

kvotheunkvothe:

castiel-rosebluetardis:

reservoir-fantasy:

It was Hermione.

"But she didn’t look like Hermione at all. She had done something with her hair; it was no longer bushy but sleek and shiny, and twisted up into an elegant knot at the back of her head. She was wearing robes made of a floaty, periwinkle-blue material…” - Ch23 | THE YULE BALL

Wasn’t her dress pink?

image

you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it

This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)

fuck.

(via giveit-time)